To whom it may vex and gravely concern:

RE: Cryonic suspension 

WAIT, WHAT? I’M NOT SAM HILL!!! But I am Isabella, and don’t call me Shirley. Did you know that they throw us in the freezer when we’re not publishing? Yeah, I didn’t either. The Minnesota Daily’s publishing break has officially ended, and that means I’m defrosted and sentient again. By Jove, it’s good to be back. Now that I’ve crawled out of the woodwork, I’d really rather not go back in the ice box. If you could keep me in business by reading our top story today, I’d be forever indebted.

Today, our top story is about the University of Minnesota’s Boynton Dental Clinic closure. All I’m going to say is that you might want to take a look at this.

Live free or die,

In March, the University of Minnesota announced the closure of Boynton Health Dental Clinic due to potential renovations, saying its dental operations would move to the School of Dentistry and Faculty Dental Practice. Since then, the University dental workers say they feel shaky communications between workers and the University has left both employees and patients scrambling to recover.

Clinic employees say they learned about the closure alongside patients in a public announcement, which left many staff members in shock.

The announcement of the closure came unexpectedly for many.