Good morning everyone,
I had a really good intro planned for today but don’t remember it. Something about writing character dialogue? Or using deodorant with propylene glycol? Some cases will never be cracked.
On the topic of cases and cracking, check out what we have for you today. Top story is a new grocery section in the Coffman Bookstore. Opinions desk has a brutally pointed situationship satire, and A&E brings the heat with a “The Boys” review, a FAYE photo story and more. Check out a sports soccer team snapshot, too.
Like pointless anecdotes, there is something for everyone. If you ain’t lookin’, you ain’t cookin’!
Stay nice with it,
Sam Hill | Managing Editor | [email protected]
Top Story
The University of Minnesota bookstore added grocery items to its convenience store for students. | Image by Sara Hussein
Coffman Union bookstore announces new grocery section
by Sara Hussein | Campus Reporter | Published April 13, 2026
The University of Minnesota bookstore announced Monday they will have more grocery options for students at Coffman Union.
Jackie Jasperson, who oversees department purchases at the bookstore said the University added grocery items to its convenience store after many students face difficulty accessing food on campus.
Many students have struggled with accessing nearby grocery stores on campus as it’s referred to as a ‘food desert’.
City and Campus
University of Minnesota’s St. Paul campus due for a major makeover
By Shay Scanlan | City Reporter
The University is looking to build a new campus center on its St. Paul campus and seeks $84 million from the state legislature.
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Opinion
Satire: The new way to ask ‘What are we?’
By Vivian Wilson | Columnist
It might be time to invest in a tandem bike with your situationship.
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Arts & Entertainment
‘Somewhere To Be’ is more than just a love letter to immigrant communities.
By Emma Vasa | A&E Reporter
Christy Chan’s short film was showcased at the Minneapolis St. Paul International Film Festival Thursday evening, offering a space for community, connection and dialogue.
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Sports
Gophers soccer builds depth and chemistry in spring training
By Gabby Hanson | Sports Reporter
Three new players raise the competition ahead of fall season.
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Multimedia
Photos
Editorial Cartoon: The new UMN slogan is underwhelming. The University should be spending $15 million on research and improving resources for students and faculty, not a rebrand nobody understands. | Editorial cartoon by Nhiache Xiong
